{"product_id":"protection-from-a-holes-enamel-pin","title":"Protection From A--holes Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpiritual Defense Against Stupidity.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe Hamsa hand protects against the Evil Eye. This pin protects against the Evil Mouth, the Evil Attitude, and just general incompetence. It's the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"147\"\u003eProtection From A--holes Enamel Pin\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWe all need a little extra spiritual defense these days. Whether you are dealing with a micromanager, a bad driver, or that one relative who won't stop talking politics, this talisman is your shield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUniversal Protection:\u003c\/b\u003e Works on bosses, exes, slow walkers, and people who talk on speakerphone in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMystical Vibes:\u003c\/b\u003e Detailed with \"witchy\" aesthetics, so it looks like a serious magical artifact until they get close enough to read the fine print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDaily Armor:\u003c\/b\u003e A subtle way to set your intention for the day: \"Not today, Satan. And not you either, Steve.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Metal Enamel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e Approximately 1.25 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBacking:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard Butterfly Clasp\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Protective Talisman Style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42288647864355,"sku":"PROTECTCRYSTALENAMEL043022","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/5630\/4675\/files\/Protection-from-Assholes_Enamel-Pin_Front-Photo.jpg?v=1776546839","url":"https:\/\/nazmediallc.com\/products\/protection-from-a-holes-enamel-pin","provider":"NAZMEDIA, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}