Protection From A--holes Enamel Pin

Spiritual Defense Against Stupidity.

The Hamsa hand protects against the Evil Eye. This pin protects against the Evil Mouth, the Evil Attitude, and just general incompetence. It's the Protection From A--holes Enamel Pin.

We all need a little extra spiritual defense these days. Whether you are dealing with a micromanager, a bad driver, or that one relative who won't stop talking politics, this talisman is your shield.

Why You Need It:

• Universal Protection: Works on bosses, exes, slow walkers, and people who talk on speakerphone in public.

• Mystical Vibes: Detailed with "witchy" aesthetics, so it looks like a serious magical artifact until they get close enough to read the fine print.

• Daily Armor: A subtle way to set your intention for the day: "Not today, Satan. And not you either, Steve."

Specs:

• Material: Metal Enamel

• Size: Approximately 1.25 inches

• Backing: Standard Butterfly Clasp

• Design: Protective Talisman Style