{"product_id":"hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-hat","title":"Hang In There It Gets Worse Hat","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTruth in Advertising.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eStop lying to yourself. That kitten on the poster doesn't know anything about the economy, traffic, or your inbox. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"119\"\u003eHang In There It Gets Worse Hat\u003c\/b\u003e is the wearable reality check for the modern age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThis structured snapback takes the classic \"motivational\" slogan and finishes the sentence with the brutal honesty you crave. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who prefers their optimism with a heavy dose of realism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCynical Style:\u003c\/b\u003e A bold, simple design that lets everyone know you've already accepted your fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/b\u003e A structured, six-panel, high-profile fit ensures the hat keeps its shape, even if your life is falling apart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCustom Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a classic flat bill and an adjustable snapback closure, because at least your hat should fit perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Acrylic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Structured, Six-Panel, High-Profile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Flat Bill with Green Undervisor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClosure:\u003c\/b\u003e Adjustable Snapback\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42288661266467,"sku":"HANGINTHEREHAT061924","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/5630\/4675\/files\/Hang-in-There-It-Gets-Worse_Black_Hat_Photo-1.jpg?v=1776546946","url":"https:\/\/nazmediallc.com\/products\/hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-hat","provider":"NAZMEDIA, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}