{"product_id":"assistant-to-the-fire-manager-lighter","title":"Assistant to the Fire Manager Lighter","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinally, a Title You Can Be Proud Of.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eUpgrade your daily carry with a dose of the divine weirdness and corporate absurdity. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"90\"\u003eAssistant to the Fire Manager Lighter\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate tribute to everyone's favorite over-eager workplace deputy. Whether you’re managing a candle collection or just making sure the campfire stays within regulations, this \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"312\"\u003efunny office lighter\u003c\/b\u003e lets the world know you take your unofficial titles seriously. Featuring a bold, clean design, this eye-catching accessory ensures you stand out during every breakroom session or outdoor hang. It’s the perfect conversation starter for anyone who has ever felt like the only responsible person in the building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Benefits:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"25\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIconic Parody Style\u003c\/b\u003e: Features a high-contrast design that pays homage to the world’s most famous assistant (to the) regional manager.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurable \u0026amp; Reliable\u003c\/b\u003e: Built to survive daily use, from lighting incense to managing literal fires, without losing its edge or its spark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePocket-Friendly Portability\u003c\/b\u003e: The sleek, standard size fits perfectly into pockets, bags, or desk drawers for fire management on the go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Coworker Gift\u003c\/b\u003e: An ideal small gift for the office fan or the person who actually keeps the place running behind the scenes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"26\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"27\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Refillable Metal Lighter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 3\" x 1\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare\/Application:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep away from children. Wipe clean with a damp cloth if needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/b\u003e Candles, campfires, incense, and breakroom banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42288621748259,"sku":"LIGHTER7149","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/5630\/4675\/files\/the-office-dwight-lighter-251524.jpg?v=1776546506","url":"https:\/\/nazmediallc.com\/products\/assistant-to-the-fire-manager-lighter","provider":"NAZMEDIA, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}